The Kardashians are all rejoicing for the newest addition to the Klan, a baby for Kim and Kanye. Read on to hear our predictions for his/her name, birthday, how swag the baby wardrobe will be, and when Kimye will make it down the aisle.
Name of baby: It will definitely start with K, and we think the moniker will be something strange-ish. Kallen for a boy, and for a girl, Keira would be our best guesses. We also think that the couple will double up on last times, making the kiddo K___ ____ Kardashian West. In an even bigger twist, it could be West then Kardashian.
Birthday of baby: Well, just like Kourtney announced her pregnancy with Penelope way early because those Kardashians
can’t keep tight-lipped want attention for everything, we think Kimye announced this one just as soon as they found out about it. We’re betting on a late summer (July or August) birthday for baby K.
Maternity style: Not unlike Jessica Simpson, we expect pint-sized Kim to wear heels through part of the third trimester. Also, don’t expect mom to wear maternity clothes, we bet she’ll just buy bigger sizes of her rotating favorite designers. She may even use this as an excuse to make some maternity clothes for Sears! (Please no, please…)
Baby style: Just like Kanye has ultimate say in Kim’s wardrobe, so baby K will probably have a lot of his father’s influence. Think lots of leather (whether or not it’s infant-appropriate). If it’s a boy, we’re envisioning multitudes of high-top sneakers said baby will only wear one time, and a girl baby will be exposing her toes in lots of gladiator sandals. And boy or girl, this baby will definitely have a slew of designer bags.
When will Mom and Pop get hitched? A better question would be, when is mom going to confess to the charge of a fraudulent marriage to ex Kris Humphries so that she got to be a 3x Vera Wang princess for a day? Since Kim will probably want to look perfect for her wedding to Kanye, and because this “marriage” to Kris isn’t ending anytime in the foreseeable future, we’re betting Kimye won’t tie the knot until 2014 or 15.
Do you have any more predictions for Kimye’s newest bundle of
joy attention-grabbing potential? Leave them in the COMMENTS!