Sorry sports, but if you’re not made of fabric or leather and can’t be worn on my feet then I really don’t care about you. I get more excited about New York Fashion Week than I do the Super Bowl. Here are 6 things that are way more entertaining than watching a football game.

The only “Bowl” game I watch is the Puppy Bowl, I’m sure many girls are with me on this one.

Go to the gym, NO ONE will be there!! I can run on the treadmill and blast Britney Spears as loud as I want! Restaurants will be deserted too, so it’s a great night to make a reservation.

Pamper yourself with an at home spa session. Don’t spare any details. Light those candles, pour bubble bath in your bathtub and enter total relaxation mode.

Cleaning out your closet (while watching the Puppy Bowl) is another better use of your time. You’ve got to make room for spring clothes!

While your own a cleaning spree, your car could probably use a good cleaning out too. Empty fast-food bags, receipts and gum wrappers have all been in there WAY too long.

Host an anti-Super Bowl party. Invite over your friends, stock of up wine and watch your favorite Real Housewives episodes.

Tell me fellow sports haters, what will you be doing instead of watching the game?